Ashley: Did you know that Pippa is up the duff?
Jack: You're kidding!
Ashley: No; she was talking to her mother about it. And what's more, the father is Peck — you know, in Uniform with the pockmarked face and the twin over in the Palmer Park?
Mary: What's going on?
Ashley: Pippa's pregnant by Peck.
Mary: Pippa Piper picked Peck over Pickle or Pepper? Which of the Peck pair did Pippa Piper pick?
Ashley: Peter "pockmarked" Peck of Palmer Park. He was the Peck that Pippa Piper Picked.
Mary: No, no, you've got it all wrong. Paul Peck is the Palmer Park Peck; Peter Peck is the pockmarked Peck from Pembroke Park. Pillocks. I'd placed a pound on Pippa Piper picking PC Percy Proctor from Pocklington.
Jack: It seems a very laborious set-up for a pretty lame joke, doesn't it?
Mary: Yes. I really don't know how he gets away with it.
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