Wednesday, June 30, 2010

We all love link!

Skip to 7:00!




Hahaha Don't go gay on us NintendoCapriSun! Link is just too hot to resist!

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YEAH I HAVE A THING FOR LINK! WHAT OF IT?!?!

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Hahahahahaha No wai! Nice Harvest Moon shout out.

"Harvest Moon: Tree of Tranquility features a pair of carpenter's apprentices named Bo and Luke, who even share hair colors with their counterparts from The Dukes Of Hazzard (Bo's got blond hair and Luke's a brunette). Their personalities are inverted, though: Luke's the impulsive apprentice, and Bo's the rational one."

Now I have to see that movie....

I'M SORRY! I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE, I KNOW!!!!

Sunday, June 27, 2010

We got some Pokemon Gossip!

"Mars is Silver's older sister, and Ariana is their mother.

Mars ^


Silver ^


Ariana ^

Coincidence? I think not.

Holy Crap...Also, to combine this with the previous theory, Roark could be Silver's half-brother."

I think this would be pretty possible as they all look alike, and that Silver is indeed GIOVANNI'S SON and with the other theory with Roark {Sinnoh Gym Leader} might possibly be a half brother to Silver. Now if this is true then, Ariana first had an affair with Roark's Father Bryon {ANOTHER Sinnoh Gym leader} but then left him, and went to Giovannni and became a Team Rocket family!

Dang, what gossip hehe

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Haha, I like LPs! (Let's play!)

I'm just going to cut to the chase and tell you that a "Let's Play!" is a commentary walkthough video of a video game! I love watching people play video games that I played before, and I happen to come across this one LP'er named, "NintendoCapriSun." He is so funny, his humor is very likable and he has a couple of catchphrases for example, "So happy" or "Get some more toilet paper!" or "IN THE BATHROOM"
...how are they funny? It's just the way that he says it.

I happen to be watching an LP of his on "The Legend of ZELDA: Twilight Princess" and this one part of the video made me "LOL." You can see for yourself, just skip to 7:44!

Saturday, June 19, 2010

AWW T_T Poor Gary

*Note:
To read this you have to click this picture and enlarge

Try reading this.

Ashley: Did you know that Pippa is up the duff?
Jack: You're kidding!
Ashley: No; she was talking to her mother about it. And what's more, the father is Peck — you know, in Uniform with the pockmarked face and the twin over in the Palmer Park?
Mary: What's going on?
Ashley: Pippa's pregnant by Peck.
Mary: Pippa Piper picked Peck over Pickle or Pepper? Which of the Peck pair did Pippa Piper pick?
Ashley: Peter "pockmarked" Peck of Palmer Park. He was the Peck that Pippa Piper Picked.
Mary: No, no, you've got it all wrong. Paul Peck is the Palmer Park Peck; Peter Peck is the pockmarked Peck from Pembroke Park. Pillocks. I'd placed a pound on Pippa Piper picking PC Percy Proctor from Pocklington.
Jack: It seems a very laborious set-up for a pretty lame joke, doesn't it?
Mary: Yes. I really don't know how he gets away with it.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

People's Crowning Moments of Funny!

•This troper asked his friend, an avid hiker if he ever got blisters on his feet. His response? "Hell no. Y'know why? I got Dr-Motherfucking-Scholls in these bitches. They're all rubber and shit, and they last like months. Shit, it's like walking on puffy clouds made of ice cream and orgasms when you got these things plastered in between your toes."

•So, 9th grade Speech class, we're playing Charades for some reason, except you can only do movie names. It's boys vs. girls. While discussing names, someone brings up Hancock. We laugh quietly and then we actually realize how hilarious it would be, so we put it as one of our names. The first name the girl got? Hancock. We saw her face when she read it, and when she symboled two syllables there were high-5s all around. She gives in and for the second syllable points at a boy, then at the 'area'. The boys side of the room just bursts out in laughter. We lost horribly, but it was damn worth it!

•I had recently been having a huge urge to re-watch Mulan, and after doing so had had all three musical numbers stuck in my head. During dinner I pointed this out, which led to a brief discussion (already typed it out five times today so I'm leaving you in the dark) involving Hugh Jackman, at which mom said "he's cute." Unfortunately, this broke my concentration, and I said "Great, you had to mention cuteness and now I'm thinking about that one guy who spent a good chunk of the movie shirtless." which was the truth, except the Shirtless Scene was only a few minutes. I was talking about Shang at the time, damn you my teenage hormones.... Anyway, dad said "he's a cartoon character" and trailing off with my head sinking into my hands, I muttered "Just because he's a cartoon character doesn't mean he can't be hot..."

•This guy in my history class was being a real asshole. The bell rang, and he decided to continue being an asshole as I trailed behind him in the hallway. Sleep-deprived, a little bit loopy and therefore in no mood to grin and bear it, I tossed my stuff on the ground and yelled at the top of my lungs, "TESTICLE ATTACK NUMBER FORTY-NIIIIIIIINE!" while running headfirst at his midsection like a charging ram. He started to run backwards (rather than dodging sideways) and toppled down a flight of stairs before I could nail him. Cue a stairwell full of ensuing hilarity as the guy rolls into a very suprised and eventually pissed-off teacher

•During one of this troper's school plays last year, towards the end of the show, one of the characters said "Looks like once again, Smolder couldn't finish what he started." Cutting her off before she could finish the line, one of the technical crew—from the very back of the theater—calls out "That's what she said!" Cue the entire theater, all the actors offstage, and the actors ON stage laughing uproarously for at least five minutes.

•In my social studies class, someone mentioned seeing a news article about another teacher/student affair, and my teacher said something to the effect of "There's been a lot of those lately". In a totally deadpan tone I said "They must be in season", eliciting major laughs even from my stone-faced ex-CIA agent social studies teacher.

•This troper logged onto MSN after a hard day. My friend opened with a traditional greeting:
Friend: Penis.
Me: A million dollars.
Friend: What?
Me: Sorry, I thought we were talking about things we didn't have.

•This just happened to this Troper: He, his brother, and his sister were all eating some fast food. Sister was very angry at both of her brothers, and they kept taunting her until she burst out: "YOU GUYS JUST WANT TO TAUNT ME UNTIL I DIE AND YOU CAN TAKE MY FRIES!" This Troper and his brother started laughing uncontrollably.

•In eighth grade, this troper was a massive Backstreet Boys fan. One day, in homeroom, a boy started singing part of "Everybody (Backstreet's Back)", and when he got to the "am I sexual?" part, Troper sang back, in perfect key, "Helllll no." Cue the laughter of a classroom full of thirteen year olds, including the guy who was singing in question.

•This troper was once playing The Legend Of Zelda: Twilight Princess with his little sister watching. During the wolf segment near the beginning of the game, I talked to one of the chickens in Ordon Village...to which my sister raised an eyebrow.
Sister: Wait...was the chicken just flirting with you?
(Awkward pause.)
This Troper: Link gets all the chicks.


◦When he was much younger, he was playing Super Mario 64 and came upon the courtyard where all the ghosts were floating around. In a loud voice he proclaimed, "LOOK AT ALL THE BOOS!" Which everyone within earshot mistook as "LOOK AT ALL THE BOOZE!"

•This troper was playing Super Smash Brothers with some guys in his college dorm, and threw a pokeball with a Moltres in it. This exchange occurred between two of the other players.
Zack: What the heck is that thing?
Andy: Touch it. It'll give you special powers.
*Jumps into the Moltres. Instant death.*
Zack: You bastard!

◦Same thing happened to this troper's sister in San Andreas:
This troper: Press Y, something cool will happen.
Sister: You just want me to kill myself.
This troper: No, why the hell would they put a suicide button in the game?
*Y button. Mile-high fall from military helicopter.*
Sister: I hate you.

◦Last, I was playing Super Smash Bros with my uncle. I was playing as Kirby, and used the swallow attack. He shouted "You ATE me! You bum!"

•This troper has a classmate who does not do so well under pressure.
Teacher: So, what can you tell me about this picture of the Founding Fathers? Student, can you tell us anything?
Student: (panicking) Uhhh...they're all wearing man-tights!

◦Which reminds me...
Student: "The Cold War was so called because, uuuh, it was very cold..."
Class: *everyone straights up, horrified*
Teacher: "It was a... weather thing...?"
Class: *Frantically shaking their heads*
Student: "...Yes?"
Class: *Collective facepalm*

•This editor managed one in Winter '07. My brother was in bed, and then, I slipped on a hideous mask and jumped out at him. Then, we were laughing about it the next day, and this happened.
Brother: So, when you jumped out with the mask, I was just like— (absolutely horrified) WAAAARRGGGHHHH!!!!!
Me: Hey, that was pretty good!
Brother: No, look over there! (points to the frozen pool, where I see that my puppy Daisy is walking on the ice!)
Me: WAAAARRGGGHHHH!!!!!

•This troper's middle brother has his moments.
Over dinner, age 10: "Dad, what's the difference in between a Protestant and a Prostitute?"
Then, age 12, he runs into the oldest brother's room with a mop, a hefty fellow who was laying on his stomach on his bed at the time. Middle brandishes the mop like a harpoon and howls: "BLOW ME DOWN, IT'S MOBY DICK!"

•This troper's own laughter inspires CMO Fs. There was one time back in high school when I was riding home on the bus. It was a foggy day so people were writing in the mist on the windows. The bus driver randomly yelled, "If you are writing in the fog on the windows, I WILL BE CHECKING FOR SPELLING!" This troper giggled. A small pause... then the rest of the bus burst into laughter

•At the beginning of the Twilight DVD (no, not that one; this one is from the year 1998) my mom was watching, while I was on the computer nearby and not paying much attention to anything else:
Mom: Hey, Reese Witherspoon's naked.
Me: (deadpan and very much female) Yeah, she's naked. Call me when there's a naked man

◦We were discussing Moby Dick after having had it assigned to us over the summer, and our teacher happened to ask what it was that Ishmael had lost after the crew had killed their first whale. The answer was fear, but we weren't very good at guessing and the answers just got sillier and sillier, until finally one of my classmates said (very loudly) "HIS PANTS!" The class never quite back under control after that...

◦Just last week he was gushing over an introduction paragraph someone had written for an essay. This teacher has a very specific format he likes us to use: starting with a broad idea and narrowing it down to the specific point(s) of the essay. One of the more...special...people in another class has named this diagram "The Underpants Diagram", because, well, that's how it tends to look when he diagrams it on the board. So, when said teacher was talking about this introduction paragraph, he said (rather loudly and with much random emphasis) "It's PERFECT! It starts up at the band, and goes down to the crotch! [Student], YOUR UNDERPANTS ARE PERFECT!!!" Did I mention the walls of our school are very thin, so everyone in the adjoining classroom likely heard all of this?

•This troper's brother was listening to a Backstreet Boy song on said troper's computer when this memorable conversation took place.
Me: Hey, change to metal or something.
Brother: *ignores*
Me: Geez, people would think you're girlier than I am.
Brother: Oh yeah? Well, you're manlier than I am—WAIT A MINUTE.



LOLZ!!!

haha! Pokemon just messes with you on "relationship."

•One episode preview for Pokemon threw up a storm in the shipping fandom by focusing almost entirely on a romantic scene between Tracey and Misty, despite the latter's long-established crush on the protagonist. As it happened, the whole scene was just made up by one of Misty's sisters who thought that Tracey would made a handsome prince for her upcoming water ballet.
◦Then they did it again in the preview for the next episode both
characters appeared in. This time was a blushing scene that turned out to just be over a photograph of the whole group in Team Rocket's latest scheme. It didn't help that Misty was holding her new baby Pokemon that she had received from Tracey.
◦While many of Pokemon's pairings are full of shiptease, Appealshipping (Zoey/Dawn) takes the cake. Their scenes together are just tinged with touchy-feely-blushy moments.
◦How about the time Team Rocket teased Ash and Misty on their airship? No? I'll shut up.
◦Speaking of Team Rocket, Jessie and James are a total shiptease. Especially in the episode Training Daze where James falls awkwardly on top of Jessie and makes her blush◊.
◦May and Drew have their moments. Plenty of them. Including one scene where he hands her a rose after she wins a Contest... before saying that the rose is for May's Beautifly, not her. Mean? Yes. Complete ship tease? Also yes.
◦Ash/May has had a lot of Ship Tease, too. Pokemon Ranger and The Temple Of The Sea is one of the Advanceshippers' favorites for obvious reasons.
Back in the early days, there was Ash/Misty teasing going on since about the eighth episode. One of the most prominent examples is when the end of summer festival episode (the Maiden of the Rock to be precise). Ash sees Misty in a kimono, with her hair down, and his reaction could not have been more Shoujo...
◦In general there as been a lot of ship teasing of Ash and either May, Misty, or Dawn. People tend to forget that over the years, Ash has become more and more of a Chaste Hero so in Ship teasing is just that, teasing.

Haha! DK RAP! HUH! D-K DONKEY KONG!



lOVE THIS SONG!

Haha! Read this from TV Tropes about Banjo-Kazooie!

"Think about it for a second. Grunty kidnapped Banjo's sister; did she really think he wouldn't come after her? She forces him to undertake a huge, dangerous quest and fight for his very survival, sending minion after minion to attack him relentlessly, all the while threatening him with bodily harm and outright demanding that he come up and face her, all because he's being a good big brother. Then, in the final fight that she herself pretty much begged for, it's not even Banjo and Kazooie who deliver the finishing blow, it's the Jinjonator who takes her down. And she doesn't even die! And for THAT, she murders Bottles, burns down Banjo's house, wipes out an entire Jinjo population (literally, to the point of extinction), and terrorizes the whole Isle o' Hags? I mean, yeah, she's an evil witch, but still... holy crap."

Lol!

Sunday, June 13, 2010

Woot! New story coming up!

My buddy and I are going to make a POKEMON story, that we travel around the regions of the poke-world and fight all of the evil bad guys of Team rocket, Team Galactic and so on, along with our two most hated rivals Lanna & Sabrina (no not the gym leader Sabrina, well maybe that's an idea...). But that's not all! we also go into the parts of the secret lives of ALL our pokemon in our adventure! Which will be more fun! *wink*...yeah I dunno it's still way early in the works...

Friday, June 11, 2010

Yae! New Story coming up!

My buddy Emblem99 and I are going to make a pokemanz story about us, buddies we meeet and join our adventure, and the lives of our pokemon! Still in the works and you go get, "so excited, that you just can't hide it!"

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Look at how I look in Free Realms!

Curious at how I look in the Realms? Check it!



Me on a normal day in Free Realms and not looking like a total whore like most chicks there.



Me when I go to Seaside, to look all tropical and stuff. You woudl do it too if you had the clothes to do it!



Ninja! Eek! My fave! All green man!



ARCHER! Reeally high tech bow too!



As a Wizard or witch, Wa'cha! and all green!



Hahaha! Me as a Combat Medic! CLEAR!



As a Warrior! I WILL KILLZ U!



As a Demo Derby Driver! Can be very irritating at times...



Me as a Kart Driver!



haha! Me as a fisherwoman!



Me as a mailman! or mailwoman.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Amazing Pokemon picture!


Just utter perfection and epic-ness!

...I am speechless...

My thoughts on Giratina!

Soo cute! am I right? Giratina has this innocent look on it's face that makes it look just ADORABLE!

..but I also noticed that looking at the black and red tipped "wings" make it resemble a...spider, eew.

OH WHO CARES! That pokemon is just too cute!

Sunday, June 6, 2010

That Guy With The Glasses!


This is a website of people that criticize stuff, But my personal favorites are:
Nostalgic Critic: He reviews old movies and talks about stuff sometimes that is mentioned by commenters

Nostalgic Chic: God, she is funny too! She also reviews movies but for girls.

Love these guys, good substitute for TV.